I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes country gag ladder
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. Jimmy Carr bookbrowniefrance Change image and share on social
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr jokepeoplething Change image and share on social
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr classcomedianfind Change image and share on social
Having a Congress with a more diverse educational and professional background would serve the country well. And given the budget challenges facing America today, we might benefit from a few more cold, calculating problem solvers, and fewer courtroom impresarios. John Sununu americabackgroundbenefit share on social
To my family and friends, I'm very definitely a clown. But do you know what? Doing a drama would almost seem easy because I wouldn't need to find that gag in a line. Ashley Jensen clowndramaeasy Change image and share on social
Community colleges provide higher education where people live, helping to build strong ladders of opportunity that allow people to secure a foothold in the middle class. Thomas Perez buildclasscollege Change image and share on social